ROCK ME screenplay scenario, from 3/28/92... "I HAD FORGOTTEN THE SCENARIO UNTIL TODAY 3/16/10" Susan had the insight: this ain't about TV, like IIII thought: it's about forced womanhood, full TS surgery. She READ me! She read the subtext of this scenario! Susan EXPLICITLY REMINDED ME of this plot to me when she visited me for the next to last time in December! Susan mentioning that those found to be mentally incompetent cannot marry -- unless they had expressed the desire to marry a specific person before being deemed incompetent. Susan talking about contract B&D as 100% safe w/r/t disease, highly profitable, and protected by the policeÉ "oh, of course, you do have to spend a lot of money on clothingÉ" I'm thinkingÉ spending money on clothing? Hmmmmm! Susan asking me about the nature of submissive desires; I responded: "A submissive desires to be forced to do something they would not otherwise doÉ but WANT to doÉ" IOW, being forced provides an EXCUSE. See initial scenario belowÉ I elaborate on some of the sub-plot threads which I related to Susan back in '94 or '95. When Sue came over for Xmas '96, on that last night as I was spending 4 hours repairing the rats-nest her hair had degenerated into (over several nights of not sleeping, she explained to me), she asked me: "That movie plot you wroteÉ it had an FBI agent in it, right?" "Oh year, ROCK ME? É Yes it did!" - and I went over some of the plot elements againÉ ... As bonze tours, under tight control, murders take place in every city where SHE appearsÉ while she's there. Scene with getting out from under control, forced sex with a (near-sighted, goggles wearing) cop. Crazed stalker is introduced earlier: a METAL MIKE clone, a "fan" of the erstwhile Bonzo Black, obsessed with CLEANSING THE EARTH of this pollution! Follows bonze while on tourÉ goes to store to purchase weapon. Clerk persuades him that a "BB" gun is the ideal weapon for assassinating Bonze Blayk. FBI conference room: review of suspects, psych profile of blayk: conclusion: HE has been pushed over the edge into psychotic rage, evidently under the stress of "losing" his "manhood", and is killing women as a compensatory mechanism. The plot introduces another character: An FBI agent investigating the serial murders, a blatant track of blood which tracks the path of the tour. He interviews women who may be at risk. "This killer's MO fits your typeÉ" É It is eventually revealed that "FBI agent" is THE SERIAL KILLER himself! Finish: Bonze is trapped by the phony FBI agent in a large forum, in a concrete area. THE STALKER shows up! The phony FBI agent urges him to kill "her", HE is an evil killer! THE STALKER raises his BB gun, loaded with a pelletÉ aims carefullyÉ and shoots FBI GUY in the eye, killing him. (What was that recent bodyguard movie? With almost just such a scene? Expert special forces types hired for a bodyguard gig?) ________________ Beginning of scenario text as it stood on 3/28/92:  P[ME slutte] (15c) 1: a slovenly woman: SLATTERN 2a: a lewd woman; esp: PROSTITUTE b: a saucy girl: MINX Ð slut·tish \'slet-ish\ adj Ð slut·tish·ly adv Ð slut·tish·ness n § Thesaurus: slut n 1 syn SLATTERN 1, dowd, dowdy, drab, draggle-tail, ||malkin, ||streel, traipse 2 syn WANTON, baggage, ||bimbo, hussy, jade, jezebel, strumpet, tramp, trollop, wench idiom *easy piece (or lay) 3 syn MINX, hussy, jade, malapert, saucebox, snip SLATTERN 1slat·tern \'slat-ern\ n [prob. fr. G schlottern to hang loosely, slouch; akin to D slodderen to hang loosely, slodder slut] h(ca. 1639) :an untidy slovenly woman; also: SLUT, PROSTITUTE 2slattern adj (1716) :SLATTERNLY § Thesaurus: slattern n 1 an untidy slovenly woman átwo blowsy slatterns gossiping at the barð syn dowd, dowdy, drab, draggle-tail, ||malkin, slut, ||streel, traipse rel frump; slob, ||slommack, sloven; crone, gammer, hag, witch 2 syn WANTON, baggage, hussy, jade, slut, strumpet, tramp, trollop, trull, wench rel prostitute, whore slattern adj syn SLATTERNLY, blowsy, dowdy, draggletailed, frowsy, sordid minx \'min(k)s\ n [origin unknown] (1592) 1: a pert girl 2 obs: a wanton woman § Thesaurus: minx n a pert girl (her rivals called her a brazen minx) syn hussy, jade, malapert, saucebox, slut, snip rel broad, brat, upstart; baggage, chippy, drab, floozy, strumpet, tart, trollop, trull trull \'trel\ n "ROCK ME" A screenplay Copyright 1992 Kevin Eric Saunders (a/k/a Bonzi Blayk) All Rights Reserved SCENARIO: Rock Star Bonzi Black is embarking on his first solo album. Sparks fly at his first encounter with his new Creative Director, Tawdri Times. Bonzi's latest opus will be his first for the super-conglomerate GyNormous Unlimited. For the first time Bonzi will tour without the backing of the Black Hole: can Bonzi pull off a top-forty hit alone? Have years of the high life in cheap hotels ground the edge off Bonzi forever? GyNormous has assigned Tawdri to put the thirty-plus-something rockster's image into a shape which will ensure the enormous return on investment which their stockholders have come to expectÐa shape that Bonzi may find some difficulty accepting! SCENE 1: Tawdri's office at GyNormous Unlimited. Bonzi arrives with his manager Boone, who introduces them and then pardons himself. Bonzi comes on strong to the corporately demure, slightly plain but clearly foxy Tawdri, but is rebuffed. [Outside Tawdri's office: Boone confers with Bonzi] Bonzi: So what's the scoop, Boonie? Boone: Bonz, I want you to meet someone really importantÐGyNormous has assigned her to handle the creative direction of your next effort. I think this is a good sign, BonzÐyou've seen and heard and really, I mean it, BonzÐfelt her work all the way up and down your frequency spectrum, like the Trojans... Bonz: Those SHITS?! They can't even tune their own fucking guitars! Boone: Ðlike I say, this is a very good sign now if she can do this for the TrojansÐ Bonz: A CONDOM tie-in? Gag me, Gag me! —Boone: Ðshe can certainly do it for a real talent like you. This is big, Bonz: we are not gonna get another chance like this. GyNormous is in recording, they're in movies, they're in print, they're in networking. If the first two videos go into heavy rotation, we can exercise the movie option... Bonzi: Yeah! yeah! Boone: ÿI know you can act, Bonz, you know you can act, but we've got to convince GyNormous that it's worth sinking 10 million into it. Bonz: Yeah! Boone: Tawdri: You may call me Ms. Times. Bonzi: [incredulous] Tawdri! Tawdri TIMES! Tawdri: Mister Black, my mother was in show business. [Disapproving look] Bonzi: Hey, GyNormous Unlimited is allll right! My last Creative Director was 47. Heh - who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks! It's true, she was a great actress in her time. \Tawdri: Yeah; I read all about the settlement. Bonzi: But that's confidential! Tawdri: Mr. Black; I have access to all your files. And perhaps I should remind you that you've been living rent-free in a house wholly owned by GyNormous. Bonzi: YeahÐthe mirrors are pretty cool... Tawdri: They may reveal more than you expect. [silence] Bonzi: That sounds like dirty pool to me. Tawdri: [pause] GyNormous is very concerned about your personal lifeÐtoo much of it has spilled over into negative publicity. This is a depression. Bonzi: people want positive images. Planning your comeback will require a new level of discipline and concentration on your part. For exampleÉ your last ten songs have all been about fast cars, willing groupies, and druggies who wind up as pretty corpses. Frankly, The moral escapes me. ³Bonzi: But my market eats it up! Sales of The Hole's last album hit 300,000! Tawdri: That's NOT BIG ENOUGH for GyNormous Unlimited! [Tawdri flaunts a document, chucks it in his lap] Can you read demographic trend data? There are a lot less fourteen year olds than there used to be, dickhead. Your market is aging and so are you. Bonzi: You're just a corporate whore! Tawdri: I'm a pro, hon! Bonzi: [rising] It's been real nice talking to you, but I gotta go. And have a nice life, 'coz I'm gonna find a CD more to my taste. [He looks her up and down.] Tawdri: [Takes a deep breath, pulls out a thick sheaf of contract papers] Perhaps you failed to read your contract. I have final control over your publicity, bookings, and I quote 'assuring the behavior of the party of the first part conforms to established standards for artists under contract to the Party of the Second Part.'  Bonzi: LookÐI'm willing to do anything that does not compromise my artistic integrity. Tawdri: You have about as much artistic integrity as a used condom. Bonzi: And what are these scenarios for for my video? Don Johns did a great job on my last oneÉ I demand that he do it. He knows how to pick out just the kind of chick that's in style. Tawdri: I'm writing them. Here's the first oneÉ your job is to make music that will make these videos come alive. Bonzi: And now you're a director! Tawdri: That's right. Look, Bonzi: this is my job. I am exceedingly good at it. We've got a lot of ducks lined up here, and we're shooting a lot of bucks at them. [She ticks off items on her fingers] A quarter mil on the first record, a quarter on the first video, a half on the tour, [lowers her voice] a quarter on [and makes quotation marks with her fingers] miscellaneous publicity expenses" Bonzi, we want this to work! video appearances lined up for the third quarter of next year, when we start to put the hype behind our hope: Rock `Til You Drop, Who's Next" interviews with Static Magazine, Squashed, maybe a cover article, and: a photo spread in "Man Crazy"! Bonzi: WoahhhhhÉ Tawdri: But you have got to perform.÷ After Bonzi leaves, Tawdri picks up a document, and leans back in her chair and rubs her legs together. In-depth Psychological Profile of Mr. Bonzi Black. Hm, hm, Hm hmmm! weak father, rebellious childhood, high school dropout, non-conformist belonging to the `I Am Me' VALS category. Criminal charges on exhibitionism, lewd conduct, huh! incitement to riot! All dropped [she smiles] Hmmm... [flips page] analysis of counseling transcripts and pornographic collection indicates preference for slender, aggressive women." [She lays down the report, puts her arms back, rubs those long legs together and comes a few times before turning back to her workstation.]  [obs. G trulle, fr. MHG; akin to ON troll giant, demon Ð more at TROLL] (1519) :PROSTITUTE, STRUMPET § Thesaurus: trull n syn WANTON, baggage, hussy, jade, slattern, slut, strumpet, tramp, trollop, wench 1troll \'troÅl\ vb [ME trollen] vt (15c) 1: to cause to move round and round: ROLL 2a: to sing the parts of (as a round or catch) in succession b: to sing loudly c: to celebrate in song 3a: to angle for with a hook and line drawn through the water b: to angle in átroll lakesð c: to pull through the water in angling átroll a lureð ~ vi 1: to move around: RAMBLE 2: to fish esp. by trolling a hook 3: to sing or play in a jovial manner 4: to speak rapidly Ð troll·er n 2troll n (1820) :a lure or a line with its lure and hook used in trolling 3troll n [Norw troll & Dan trold, fr. ON troll giant, demon; akin to MHG trolle monster] (1616) :a dwarf or giant in Teutonic folklore inhabiting caves or hills SCENE 2: We follow Bonzi home, where he calls his lawyerÐand is informed that this contract is indeed unbreakable. He masturbates to relieve his frustration. Later, Bonzi reads the script which Tawdri gave him: "GyNormous Welcomes Bonzi Blayk". He is aroused as he reads a description of their meeting with a radically different outcome! As Bonzi masturbates, we see also his fantasy of Tawdri. She unbuttons her blouse, begs him to play with her tits, coos and moans about how thrilled she is to finally get close toÐher only rock god. She winds up getting on her knees and poking her butt in the air to service Bonzi. Bonzi drops the scenarios to complete his orgasm. [Cut to title page of Scenario Three: "Bonzi's Black Hole"] Later, he pumps himself up again by watching the his last video with the Holes -- we go into the video SCENE: "End of the Universe Blues"  SCENE 2: Bonzi's office, a leathery sex-den kind of affair. Tawdri arrives for an appointment to discuss Bonzi's obligations. Tawdri is. Very. Black, sleek, and shiny. She cleans out his drug stash, removing substances prohibited by the GyNormous Unlimited contract. I do all my work with tubes. Face it, Bonzi, the Sixties are over. A trans-sister can perform (pull off) any trick some dumb old tube can come up with. And your next album is going to be recorded digitally. Digital DOES NOT SING! þWe're financing your resurrection, Little Jesus. Unlike yourself, the executives of this company have not spent the past fifteen years engaging in ear-drum abuse. I think analog technology will be around for some time to come. SCENE 3: Recording? SCENE 4: First video. Title? Song? SCENE 5: "Burn One Down." SCENE 6: Video: "Hall of Mirrors" SCENE 5: Wedding. SCENE 6: Wedding night. Romantic lovemaking as Bonzi strips off Tawdri's dress and slowly, lovingly penetrates her. slut \'slet\ n